Captain Katana

General Statistics
Gamertag: phenix158

Name: Bitch, Susan, Andru, and sometimes PENGUS!!!

Gender: Male

Nickname: Captain Katana, Penis, PENGUS!!!, Bacon Boy, Zetsu

Phenix has a long history of bitch and whine, including "TROLL BRO" and the origin of his nickname: Captain Katana. The origin of this name is simple, upon killing his enemies in Halo 3, he would say "Suck my katana" until the point where someone said "But I can't find it!" and slight variations on this such as "But I don't have a magnifying glass powerful enough to see it" due to this Captain Katana was born.

You may notice that his name is Bitch, this is because he allowed someone else to rank him up on Halo 3, by over 26 skill points, considering this is out of 50 and put him up to 46, this is what earned him his bitch status. Until this is rectified he shall remain in bitch status.

Another of his names is Susan, this is due to Zealot giving him a "Man Task: Run around Sandtrap (Halo 3) 50 times" Susan declined this, and therefore his mancard was officially revoked by the office of MANLINESS (Yes you need to yell it). Susan is his new given name.

I do believe an update on Susan is required so here we go. Oh wait there isnt anything interesting to put about him..... ya well.... his mother has a black hole of a horrid lizard taco that devours all. The group is currently contemplating throwing Susan back in it but that may be the equivelent of successfully dividing by zero and the world might implode on itself...... so ya we might not do it.... just maybe.....

Names
PENIS! (Various)

Captain Katana (Ringtail)

Captain Cockmongler (Ringtail)

penix (Various)

Bitch (Various)

Blame Canada (2 part harmony sung by Z man and Ringtail)

Fake Bacon (Z man)

Susan (Zelot Ghost)