Lagberries

Origin:
Lagberries as a concept stemmed (heh, stemmed) from a conversation regarding the lag in a Halo: Reach match. Once again, the infamous Dec69 was involved. The concept of a lagberry in it's base form, is that lagberries are the origin of any and all lag online, whether that is client or server side. The concept was later expanded upon by Doc, ShuShu, and Drake in a conversation with a random.

Description:
Lagberries are the main export of the internet, through which all of the Live Dictionary's members' games are played, and they will show up often, and typically unannounced.

Lagberries are harvested regularly from the lagberry bushes across the bogs of the internet, and loaded on to the infamous Lagwagons, who then transport them across the plains of gaming, occasionally stopping at the crossing between the gaming universe and the Xbox Dashboard. Lagberries frequently fall off the wagon along the way, as the drivers are horrible, and tend to even hit players as they go. The Lagwagons, upon reaching their destination (Rumored to be in the middle of most New York traffic jams) load all their Lagberries on the great mighty Lagtrain, that then careens across the land, booting people off their networks entirely when they haphazardly cross it's path. The Lagtrain finally reaches the harbour, and loads all it's stock onto the FailBoat, which inevitably ends up stuck 400 miles inland a few minutes later through means unknown. The surviving crewmembers are then rescued by the ROFLCopter, and sent home to harvest Lagberries once more, which begins the process all over again.