The Unified Soul Calibur Theory

Origin:
The origin of the Unified Soul Calibur Theory is the repeated observations of Marxam and Rose while using the auto-generate function in Soul Calibur IV.

Definition:
This theory states that whenever playing Soul Caliubur IV and using the auto-generate custom character for versus, there is roughly a 80% chance that any character under the control of Ringtail will not have pants. This theory goes on to state that should the pants be present, a shirt will almost always be absent as well.